On Thanksgiving Xanax should be available without a prescription, alcohol should flow from the kitchen water taps, and chloroform should be sold at all convenience stores.
Nope, no fire this year. The food was fantastic and we had a wonderful variety of vegetarian and non-vegetarian dishes and only one nasty "Thanksgiving should be a funeral because it's all about killing innocent turkeys." But having Ian in the house invariably causes some discord.. which usually erupts after he has gone because none of us want to fight with him so we fight with each other about what went wrong. It's a sick situation and I realized last night that it's going to be my life which is incredibly sad.
How come nobody's table actually looks like this one? My grandmothers, neither one of them ever wore a white apron in their lives. And that's just the beginning of how the picture differs from real life.
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Did you set the stove on fire again? I thought you were going to let Zane handle the yams :)
Nope, no fire this year. The food was fantastic and we had a wonderful variety of vegetarian and non-vegetarian dishes and only one nasty "Thanksgiving should be a funeral because it's all about killing innocent turkeys." But having Ian in the house invariably causes some discord.. which usually erupts after he has gone because none of us want to fight with him so we fight with each other about what went wrong.
It's a sick situation and I realized last night that it's going to be my life which is incredibly sad.
How come nobody's table actually looks like this one? My grandmothers, neither one of them ever wore a white apron in their lives. And that's just the beginning of how the picture differs from real life.
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