Showing posts with label Bad Bags. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bad Bags. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Bad Bag Tuesday

I know very little about Buddhism but, based on what I've read this morning, it seems to me that this bag is bad in more than a few ways...



  • Karma Buddha in multi colored Austrian crystals with gold accents.

  • Includes matching satin gold coin purse and double sided mirror.

  • Length: 4.6", Height: 5.4", Depth: 2.6"

  • $3895.00

Available at JudithLeiber.com and Saks 5th Ave




"As for those at the top -- even if they have a hundred million or a thousand billion, they are still in poverty -- but their poverty differs from that of the grassroots poor because instead of being poor from a lack of resources, they are poor because they never know enough."

From Buddhist Economics at UrbanDharma.org

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Bad Bag Tuesday

Anyone who regularly reads my Bad Bag posts will already know that the easiest way to qualify for "Bad Bag" status is to produce a bag that is superficially environmentally friendly but fails to actually BE environmentally friendly. I can't help it... it annoys me to see people making money off of the ideals of others without even attempting to embrace them. It's this petty little hang-up of mine that makes the choice of this weeks Bad Bag particularly difficult.

Fifteen years ago Littlearth began with a good idea... to produce fashionable purses and belts with recycled materials. Their handbags are made from used license plates and have straps made with the rubber from old tires. The products are approximately 50% recycled. It's a pretty cool concept. However, I have chosen the Littlearth FenderFlair Handbag as the Bad Bag of the week.

The bag is made with two license plates plus chrome ends, and a recycled rubber strap. It's a little bigger than a rolled up August issue of Vogue and sparkles with hundreds of Swarovski Crystals. It's also lined with velvet. Truly, this is a license plate that would look good mounted on a Maybach 57. But the $280 price tag was just pricey enough to earn it a Bad Bag award.

Littlearth has hundreds of other products, some of them priced as low as $20, and they can also make custom handbags and other fun stuff using your own license plates. Littlearth is a leader in Ecofashion and they are a pretty cool company despite being featured in my silly blog... if I had some extra money I would probably be supporting their environmental efforts with a little blingy bad bag of my own.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Bad Bag Tuesday

Looking for bad bags seemed mighty trivial today so this one will have to do. It's not really a bad bag but no one wants to carry one. Sometimes they are useful though.

Bob will have surgery at 2pm today to fuse the 6th and 7th cervical vertebrae.

Prayers and healing thoughts would be thoroughly appreciated.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Bad Bag Tuesday

Green Eco Tote
Available at CC Skye
$250


down-to-earth
adjective

1. realistic or practical
2. without affectation; natural, sincere, etc.


Oh where do I start?

Today's Bad Bag is another attempt by a trendy designer to look ecologically friendly while still making bucket loads of money. This tote bag features "Eco chic biodegradable canvas" which prompts me to ask this question. Isn't all canvas essentially biodegradable? But the really special thing about this bag is the non-degradable 18k gold plated hardware.

Is this realistic or practical? It's certainly not without affectation.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Bad Bag Tuesday

Our Bad Bag of the week is Tommy Woods little replica of the Eiffel Tower... and I do mean little. At just nine inches tall and four inches wide it's so teeny tiny that you may have to choose between your lipstick or cell phone.



I can't think of a single event that I would want to bring this bag to but, then again, I'm not invited to many fancy parties. And at $450 it's pricier than anything I've ever worn to a party.. with the exception of my wedding dress.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Bad Bag Tuesday

I've been having a lot of flashbacks to the 70's lately. These are not the result of wild drug use in my teen years. No, these are are economy induced flashbacks. Rising unemployment and food prices, gas lines. Does anyone else remember even/odd gas days? Anyway, the point I'm trying to make here is that 2008 is starting to feel a lot like 1978.

Growing up during a recession wasn't all bad. My Mom had been laid-off so, for the first time since my parents divorced, she was home a lot. I learned really useful stuff in Girl Scouts, like canning and recycling. We didn't have money for entertainment so we spent a lot of time just playing outdoors, riding bikes with more patches than tires, playing Bloody Murder or Statues in the twilight, catching fireflies, and digging really big holes. I was 13 but it was OK to play with the little kids because acting like a teenager required money for new clothes, eight track tapes, and hanging around with friends. I didn't have extra money so my teen activities consisted of watching Good Times and testing out some new vocabulary words. There was plenty of time to play.

When the weather was ugly we did a lot of crafts indoors. My mother is one of the craftiest people I know and she has a real talent for turning anything into a project. She also worked part time for Lee Wards Crafts, one of the greatest craft stores of the 70's. (It was bought out and eradicated by Micheal's in the 90's.) Lee Wards understood the need that people had for crafts that were practical and used stuff that didn't cost a lot. Instead of precut, ready to assemble and paint, kits they sold tools and and booklets that taught how to make things from scratch. Like lanterns out of tin cans


or unique accessories out of things you had laying around.



But my favorite crafting activities involved the use of newspaper and glue. There were so many things to do with these two simple and continuously available items. Paper mache, jewelry made from newspaper beads of varying sizes, and an unending variety of things that could be made by folding and weaving newspapers.

Apparently I'm not the only person who remembers those crafty recycling years. Many of these items are reappearing in the marketplace. Mostly in places like Etsy and Ebay, but a few have gone more mainstream. Like this...

"The Daily" is a 15 inch handbag made of water resistant woven newspaper and a plastic shoulder strap. It's available online at Ecoist for just $158.

Now I have to admit that I actually kind of like this bag. However, it qualifies as a Bad Bag because, seriously, if you have the money to buy it then you are just pretending to be part of this struggling economy. For those of us who aren't going to see a bail-out anytime soon there is an option to blowing your weekly grocery budget on a trendy handbag. Weave your own. Here are some really fantastic instructions!

Oh, and if the economy gets much worse here's a how-to for making shoes from newspaper too.

When beggars and shoeshine boys, barbers and beauticians can tell you how to get rich it is time to remind yourself that there is no more dangerous illusion than the belief that one can get something for nothing.

Bernard Baruch, 1929

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Bad Bag Tuesday

Today we focus on the ultimate Bad Bag... the diaper bag. When I was having babies diaper bags were really ugly. So ugly that I refused to buy one and ended up carrying a mint green vinyl bag with bunnies on it that the hospital gave me as a baby gift after my first baby. After that I didn't have an official diaper bag. I had a permanent diaper box in the back of my van with all the important, non-perishable, baby items in it. I'm really too practical to be fun.

Nowadays there are better choices for your diaper bag needs but they are still bad bags simply because of what they are. After a few weeks even the nicest bags will have spots of milk and baby barf on the outside and the unmistakable odor of forgotten dirty diaper on the inside. However, new parents want to provide the best and apparently there are many designers willing to help them give junior's diapers an appropriate bag.

There is the basic model. They have improved a lot in nineteen years. $36 at Target.




There is the model designed just for Dad. $65 at Psychobabyonline.com.

After that we get a bit more extravagant with a woven seat belt bag. $204 at Seatbeltbags.com.

And, for the Banking Executive's progeny there is this little number.



$4650 at Neiman Marcus. It's made of Python hide so you can't buy it in California but I'm sure you could have it shipped to your summer home in the Hampton's, or the chalet in Vail...

Oh, by the way, the mortgage check is in the mail.



Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Bad Bag Tuesday

I know I'm going to get myself in trouble with this one...

I'm sure it's no secret to anyone who reads this blog that I am not a fashionista. Not just because I am a size 10 (times two) but because I simply don't get it. I love fabric. I love reading about fashion. I have read Vogue since I was 16! But.. when it comes to buying clothing I just can't figure out what makes one wool skirt worth $78


and another worth $850.

Knowing that I am somehow fashion impaired, I usually keep my mouth shut and just admire those who do understand... and wonder how in the world they can afford it. So, I really debated about this week's bad bag.

There is no denying that plenty of women are willing to pay to carry a bag by this designer. Even I have made the pilgrimage to worship at the Fendi counter in Nordstrom... but after careful consideration I had no choice.

Today's bad bag is the Fendi Paint-Your-Own Baguette. This little bag is a classic Fendi Baguette but instead of embossed leather it's made of coated canvas and comes with ten markers so that you can personalize it. Sort of like a Doodle Bear for grown-ups!

Now my complaint about this bag isn't just that you have to be an artist to create a handbag that you won't be ashamed to leave lying on your chair while you peruse the Sunday buffet brunch at the yacht club. Rather, I am astounded that a "regular" Fendi Baguette, made of leather and available in a multitude of colors, will cost you a mere $995, while the do-it-yourself canvas model costs $1300.

Curious, isn't it? I suppose it's something akin to paying for billboard space. The Fendi bag adds value to your artwork rather than your artwork decorating the Fendi bag? Perhaps it's better that I don't understand fashion...



Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Bad Bag Tuesday

It's time to introduce something new and silly to this overly serious blog. It started two weeks ago with the Penguin Tote and it was as if my eyes were opened. I tried to fight it but I just keep finding bags that need to be featured somewhere. So I will feature them here... On Bad Bag Tuesday..

This week we have another celebrity designer Eco Friendly Bag.



Designed by Stella McCartney this lovely bag is made of recycled polyester and is available at Nordstrom for just $85 dollars. It's unique shape will make you feel as if you are wandering through an endangered forest somewhere with your best deer friends... Just remember to watch out for Governor Palin!

Of course, if you want to spend $85 dollars in a way that will actually help a deer, may I suggest that you make a donation to Friends of the White Deer an organization dedicated to saving the Fallow and Axis deer population in Point Reyes California.

Or if you just want a big dead deer head you should check with your local homeless shelter or food pantry to see if they want the rest of it to feed the hungry.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Toke Bag?

I was tired last night and couldn't work up a proper rant so I posted the picture and left the commenting for today.





When I first saw this Marc Jacobs tote I thought there must be more to the story. Perhaps the proceeds were going to a charity? Maybe it was produced with reclaimed hemp and screen printed by displaced penguins? But I can't find any evidence that the bag is anything more than an expensive billboard for a vague cause. I was not impressed but apparently I'm missing the big picture.

Shannon at The Purse Blog writes "At first glance I just thought about the practical implications of the bag, but as I began to think about it a bit more, I couldn’t help but find myself reminded about the environment and how each small action a person takes can actually help."

Yes indeed! Each small action we take will help the environment. So, in that spirit, here is my list of ten other ways that Shannon's $158 can actually help...

1. If you must be a walking billboard try the "Stop Global Warming" bracelet from Roots. It comes in eleven colors, is made from scrap leather, and all proceeds go to The Global Warming Fund.

2. If what you really want is a cool tote bag try one of these from Tote le Monde.


It's cute, it's made of recyclable plastic, and you can get three of them for less than $158.


3. Or you can get ten of these innuendo laden totes..

4. Or you can think up your own cool logo and paint 20 of these!




5. Join the Sierra Club Foundation and get this totally awesome rucksack.

it's just like the one that some old dude named John Muir used to use way back before global conservation was important... You can use the money you have left over to sign up five of your friends and they'll get rucksacks too!

6. If it's the hemp you care about there are cute bags and a bunch of other stuff at Hemp Sisters as well as links to all things hemp. By the way.. don't smoke your bag.

7. If the penguins are your concern then Adopt 3 King Penguins. Adoption is in! Imagine how impressed your friends will be when you show them photos of your adorable penguin children. As an added bonus the penguins will stay in the Falkland Islands so you don't have to worry about raw fish or finding a good daycare provider.

8. If you really just want to spend your money why not spend it on something made in the place you want to save. Buy products from people who live in the Arctic. The Uqqurmiut Center for Arts & Crafts represents artists who live in the Arctic Circumpolar Region. They like their native wildlife almost as much as you do.

9. Are you worried about Global Warming? Plant 150 trees. No, you don't have to actually plant them. Just send your money and Trees for Life International will find someone to plant them for you. Planting a tree is like putting a big green umbrella on the global warming beach. Every little leaf helps.

10. And finally Shannon, if you really want to put that $158 to good use, go to your local library and get a few books on Conservation, Global Warming, Recycling, Endangered Species, Simple Living, Hemp, and Economics. READ THEM. Then invest your money in a cause you actually understand.

Monday, August 25, 2008

Shopbop.com says...
This Marc tote makes plastic bags feel positively passé.
Woven hemp tote with 'Save My Pole' lettering and penguin graphic at front.
Screen print created using eco-friendly printing techniques.
Tonal banding throughout. Interior features patch pocket.
$158.00


I say...
Someone must be smoking something...